SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK
UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST
This reminds me of the scene in Falling Down where Michael Douglas gets a burger that looks like garbage and he points at the Photoshopped picture on the menu and asks “why doesn’t my burger look like that?” To be fair, this doesn’t TASTE that bad… but seriously, this is one of the most disgusting looking burgers I have ever seen. Did somebody sit on it? #GrilledOnionCheddar #Spons #fastfood #gross #tasty #cheap #inexpensive #burgers #purebeefmyass
Grilled Onion Cheddar. Thank God it smells better than it looks. Fun fact: the value meal comes with TWO burgers. It was $4.75 including tax. That’d be more of a deal if this burger didn’t visually resemble the worst excuse for a cheeseburger I’ve ever seen. But hey, I’ve got fries, so I can’t complain! Now, to see how it TASTES. @McDonalds #Klout #freefood #fastfood #foodagram #lunch #cheap #cheeseburger #valuemeal
Why yes, @McDonalds, yes I will enjoy a free New Grilled Onion Cheddar FOR FREE via @Klout just for being a #socialmedia whore. #freefood #didsomebodysaymcdonalds #perks #nolife #fastfood #noms #hashtagwhore #bejealous #fanpage
Episode 19: Literally an Episode
Brendan and Cody sit down sans guest to have some good old fashioned host time. We cover some interesting nerd news, feudal Japanese metallurgy and a series of other random topics oft overlooked. Check it out!
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Follow the skirt rule:
Long enough to cover it, short enough to be interesting.
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Why drink and socialize at a company party when you can obsessive-compulsively put together a 500-piece puzzle with co-workers? #puzzles #work #party
Normally I would argue and say it’s a satchel, but this one is definitely a purse
This is the best Tumblr EVER
but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula
some thugs just want to watch the world learn
On the first day of my last semester of high school, our creative writing class was tasked with writing a letter to our teacher…
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One way to keep yourself warm? Get buried in your boyfriend’s clean laundry, piping warm straight from the dryer! #cute #adorable #laundry #girlfriends #laundryday #love
What We Know About Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend: A Timeline
by Ben Greenman, on McSweeney’s
This is my lunch and I LITERALLY don’t care how hard you’re about to judge me for it #McDonalds #bigmac #frappe #burgertime #burgermania #bourgeois #caffeine #lunch #fastfood #mistake #calories #diabetes #guiltypleasure #sexy #cardiologynightmare #omnomnom
My 10-Year Idea Reunion: Re-living my last semester of high school through poems, notes, and stories. #humor
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what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Sounds like a nicki minaj song
Steampunk WIN.
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
Episode 17: From Russia With Pun
Special guest Jon Simon, visiting from Russia, talks about life in the former Soviet Republic. Don’t worry, though - we keep it nerdy by also talking about tower defense games! Hilarity abounds in this special international episode.
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When Spoilers Aren’t Bad
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About five years ago, I read an abridged version of Moby Dick. I enjoyed the story, and I figured I could handle the unabridged version. Approximately three years ago, I read Moby Dick, expecting the…
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In case you missed it, check out reasons why we love to hate Steven Moffat.
Unqualified Episode 20: Final Fantasy VIII and Mass Effect 3, Plus Borderlands 2 First Impressions
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I just unlocked the WWE Raw: The Rock returns to Raw! sticker on GetGlue
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Congratulations! Finally, The Rock has come back to WWE Raw! Thanks for watching tonight’s episode of Raw on USA Network. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at WWE.
“Please never give Cena or Orton a microphone ever again.”
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Ravens in the snow… I am SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! #snow #weather #Chicago #happy
Technically, “hidden in the ‘A’ holes,” but close enough.
